It ain't the holidays without cocktails and candy canes
Bells that jingle, lights that twinkle
Tinsel & Tidings and Hallmark greetings, Yuletide carols, we be singing

Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas
Got the whole extended family on the guest list
Got a DJ on the lock, leave the wrapping to the pros
Stole a kiss from Mrs. Claus underneath the mistletoe

Tis the season to say tis the season, another reason to drink and be jolly
Throw some holly everywhere, let the champagne pop
Cause we can't, we won't, we don't stop

Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas
Got a whole extended family on the guest list
Got a DJ on lock, leave the wrapping to the pros
Stole a kiss from mrs. Claus underneath the mistletoe

Happy Holidays, Happy Holidays
This December remember not to forget to put a stamp on the card before it gets sent
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Happy Holidays, Cocktails and candy canes, to you

Well the party don't start till I walk in
Said the big man with a drunkard's grin
Like a fine red wine it's my time to shine
I put the kill' sleigh and the I in ride

Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas
Got the whole extended family on the guest list
Got a DJ on lock, leave the wrapping to the pros
Stole a kiss from mrs. Claus underneath the mistletoe

Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas,
Got the whole damn crew on the guest list,
Got a DJ on lock, yeah the party's gonna pop
Stole a kisses mrs. Claus underneath the mistletoe

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Happy Holidays, Cocktails and candy canes, to you
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